Hapchazzard wrote: ↑
Mon Oct 29, 2018 5:44 am
"What? Why the hell's everyone just... starin'
? Seriously, y'all's givin' me the creeps! You know what's also givin' me the creeps? This 'ere stuff!" points at a nearby ration bar
Buck looks around and notices that everyone is staring at him. "What? Why the hell's everyone just... starin'?
Seriously, y'all's givin' me the creeps!"
Buck turns abruptly to face the camera. "And you know what's also givin' me the creeps? This 'ere stuff!" He holds up a bottle of Creepjuice next to his face. "It's Creepjuice, the perfect addition to any Halloween party! Simply take the powder, put it in a glass, add water, stir, and enjoy! Our selection of coloring packets will give it the perfect hue of your dreams! Dribble it down the side of someone's neck for blood, or have it spilling out of a beaker for detestable green slime! All this an more starting only at $19.95 plus shipping and handling!! Better yet, call now and we'll double
the offer, and give you -"
At that moment Frank interrupts with another punch that again lands squarely on Buck's jaw, shutting him up (to the immense relief of everyone waiting in line for ration bars).