After several tries (like 6) i finaly got a version of DF to download,
I tried out adventure mode about a dozen times, with some limited sucess,
I was hoping it wiuld ease me into to obsure controls.
Well It helped a little, last night I tried fortress mode...
and got completely nowhere, I couldn't get anyone to do anything.
oh well... better check out a some more tuturials....
Oh and in the proces of looking for all things DF I happened
across the most hilllariously dementely morbid DF blog ever.
(Seriously I haven't laughed this hard in YEARS)
I present to you Glazed Coast!
http://brokenforum.com/index.php?thread ... -dry.1003/
(don't read this at work, you may laugh loud enought to get fired)
Glazedcoast! The national colour is vomit, the national bird is dead, and our national anthem is curling up in your bed and sobbing quietly until you fall asleep.
The refuse pile has been full for a while, so I tripled it in size and now the dwarves are dutifully filling it up with bones and corpses. We have over nine hundred body parts floating around, including enough puppy material to build some kind of giant bone golem made out of adorable little skeletons
Glazedcoast! It may be a fascist slave-state, but the food is amazing. Cakes and pies and roast - hey, someone took the ingredient labels off all of these. ... is that stew staring at me mournfully?
I was about to reassure Sjofn that we actually hadn't had any puppies born lately and it was likely the breeding pair of dogs were getting too old, but then:
Glazedcoast! A glorious society built upon the bones and bodies of puppies, children, evil monster children, helpless vampires, insane tyrants, and innocent woodcarvers. All are but fuel for the relentless engine of its economy, so that it can produce the greatest bone-decorated socks in the entirety of the North. They all died for nothing, is what I'm trying to say.
Ps. note to self read this thouroughly later.
http://dftutorial.wordpress.com/