Hapchazzard wrote: ↑
Sun Mar 11, 2018 2:24 pm
F4wk35 wrote: ↑
Sun Mar 11, 2018 1:47 pm
Hapchazzard wrote: ↑
Sun Mar 11, 2018 12:15 pm
"Pfft. I've been trained to fight by a hundred barfights, I ain't gonna be scared off by some squid's pet!"
"In. Bar. Fights...what kind of 'bars' did you frequent?? The kind with the turrets and killer-androids? The ones with a lasergrid installed in the floor? The kind where you pay your drinks by ripping out the teeth of a li'shorid fanged maneater with bare hands? All you're going to do is get yourself killed with that mindset. All we can say right now that it's probably dangerous enough to be used as a possible defense in one of the more important locations of this colony! Going against it head-first *muttering under breath: with a warcry as i judge you* should not be our first option to consider as your weaponry is more useful for giving it a final whack on the head or something!"
And as i judge brom, he'll probably storm at it, head-first and alongside buck, while spouting his nonsense about assassinations!
((Tempted as I may be...encouraging you would lead to a new team member coming from the nemesis. Which would be a real shame as i kinda enjoy the banter with you and hema ^^ even though i'm not nearly as talented at is as you ;p And Frank wouldn't accept that bet anyway. At least at the moment.))
"Hey, there's some pretty seedy joints back on Arskosha! What, you've seriously never seen no bar with turrets? And I never told none of y'all about that story when I got into a fight with some half-robo person and beat him usin' only a magnet and a piece o' string? Well, guess no one's takin' up my bet - can't say I fault y'all, you'd just lose yer money anyway!"
Looks at the nearby turret
"Can someone shoot that damn thing? I hate bein' watched by cameras!"
((Don't worry, if this thing actually is as dangerous as it sounds, I wouldn't attack it with my baton (at least not straight away). Buck would think of some cop-out
- he may be narcissistic, but not suicidal. Also, I think you may be underestimating how nasty the baton is.))
"I'd be be cheating you out of your credits if I took your bet, Buck. I'd shoot it dead long before you could lay your hands on the thing.
I didn't just hunt humans you know. I was quite the monster slayer as well. My home planet was filled with indescribably foul horrors.
Naturally they all tried to run when I showed up, but it never did them any good.
Regarding you turret, or "turrets" I should say, we'll need a couple people to deal with them.
I don't know if you've noticed, but there's a turret up in the top right corner of the room, and we'll have to deal with both of them if we're to continue.
Fortunately, I have a brilliant plan to do this; not that that's a surprise.
I will go out first with my shield facing the southernmost turret. After it targets me (because we all know it will), Gene can finish it off whilst I go after the northern turret. After the turrets are down, we can move further into the facility and eliminate pitiful creature the squids have kept chained up in here. Consider it a mercy killing."
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