Hapchazzard wrote: ↑
Fri Apr 13, 2018 11:47 am
Hema wrote: ↑
Fri Apr 13, 2018 9:27 am
0111narwhalz wrote: ↑
Fri Apr 13, 2018 12:41 am
"You guys wanna maybe get a patch on those amusingly self-inflicted gunshot wounds first?"
"No, we'd rather sit here and bleed to death. Of course we want our wounds treated!
I've took a couple rounds to the shoulder that'll need patched up thanks to Gene. Buck was shot in the leg because he stood in the line of fire.
Gene was slashed across the chest by one of the creatures.
After we get those wounds patched up, we can act. Buck and I will drag one of the squids out here.
Looks like there's one under the lower right casket. I can use my lasgun if he's stuck. Try not to get in the way this time, Buck."
"Why don't someone else drag it? I ain't touchin' some gross, slimy squid! What if I get some of it's spores in my suit? Or worse, my wound - I might turn into one of 'em! Why don't Frank do it, he's just sittin' on his ass doin' nothin' anyway!"
"Because you were the one that stepped in front of my shot to try and be useful.
Now, on with the plan. Just to be clear, it doesn't include soaking up damage or shooting eachother in the back.
Frank and Vynka, you'll be patching Buck and I up. I believe Gene has a kit with him to deal with his suit.
After my injuries are dealt with, I will cut some chunks off the nearby squid, and we will try to use said chunks to distract the creatures.
Let's just hope they like seafood. If they don't, shoot 'em. Any questions?"
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