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Test topic: the testening

  • Wed May 25, 2016 3:44 am
    • #1 by Dinosawer
    Turn 42
    EVERYONE DIES

    This is a test topic for the parse thingy. Kindly Ignore this topic .
    AND DON'T POST HERE UNLESS I ASK YOU TO
    NO, NOT EVEN TO PROVE I HAVE NO POWER OVER YOU
    I'm trying to program here, don't make it harder :ghost:
    Last edited by Dinosawer on Wed May 25, 2016 4:09 am, edited 1 time in total.
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    Re: Test topic

  • Wed May 25, 2016 3:44 am
    • #2 by Dinosawer
    "Tonon, Doc, Aliss and whoever else is still inside the science vessel, we really could use some back-up here..."

    "Kai'isha, it seems the Doctor is...asleep? Eh? Can you give him anti-shock meds from your medkit? He might not be the nicest, but I'm not planning on leaving anyone behind. After that you can patch up people and help them to their ship if needed. And if you think it's safe, maybe you can try to recover Taepilus?"
    "Aliss, can you help her with that? You can put his head in one of our cargo pods. "

    First, I'll crawl towards exosuitguy
    and cut of the interesting / weapony parts of his suit with the electron sword
    and stuff them in my backpack.
    Then I'll throw Hema's sword (turned off) back towards the door of the hallway.
    Then I crawl back to the objective,
    and I'll take my crossbow out of my backpack,
    and if the plasma streamer is kaput from those blasts
    - take my electrorifle too.

    Then, staying in cover, I'll fire my explosive bolt for the crossbow,
    then fire my plasma streamer/plasma rifle,
    then fire plasma rifle/electrorifle at the mimir goons (prefer those threatening friendlies)
    and hope they don't want to shoot me for risk of hitting whatever this thing is I'm sitting behind.

    If the shieldmaiden is arrived and the shield is down:
    -First, I take the beacon from my hip and enable it with the switch on the bottom, grip the upper and lower halves firmly, and turn in one-half rotation (180 degrees). Then I peel off the chemical strip on one side which I will now be able to get to, and quickly press it against the objective so it welds itself on.
    (( :ghost: ))
    -Then I limp towards the end of the hangar,
    -scoop up the plasma bomb launcher near Aegagrus on the way
    -and jump from the edge to the shieldmaiden, using crossbow+cable reel to get in if needed,
    -and let Squidhead fix my suit and leg.

    -If in a vacuum/lowered pressure,
    --use hands to try and keep air in my suit.
    Last edited by Dinosawer on Sun Jun 26, 2016 4:49 pm, edited 4 times in total.
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    Re: Test topic: the testening

  • Wed May 25, 2016 7:47 am
    • #7 by Talvieno
    "Well, gentlemen, it seems like my assistance is required," says the legendary James Goodman.

    I remove my mighty missile launcher from my back.
    I fire my missile launcher at the cluster of enemies.
    I put my mighty missile launcher back and switch to my Goodman Blade.
    If some enemies survived:
    - I charge at the enemies that survived.
    - I decapitate one of the enemies with a single stroke.
    - I yell at another enemy to intimidate him.
    - I run at the intimidated enemy.
    - I slice him in the face (filthy xeno scum)
    If the enemies are dead now:
    - I sheathe my Goodman Blade
    - I turn and bow to my comrades
    - I promote peace, justice, and equality throughout the galaxy
    - I begin telling the story of how I rescued the Empress of the Universe from utter destruction at the hands of Dark Glorg VII, the evil moon-turned monster that was hellbent on destroying the Galactic Core, because it was hungry and needed food, so I searched out another galaxy for it to munch on for a while because I'm just that awesome, and all mankind was saved - and I suppose the aliens in the galaxy too.
    If the enemies are not dead yet:
    - I begin telling the story of how I rescued the Empress of the Universe from utter destruction at the hands of Dark Glorg VII ...
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