... You are all idiots.[/color]
- SCAMPS
The Tartarus
Welcome to the Tartarus.
Crying is optional. I don't even fukcing care anymore.
You've probably been here for a while, but are only just now getting the tour. You joined REKT. Good for you. Maybe you decided you didn't want to be set up for execution, maybe you got tricked into it, maybe you're having second thoughts - it all means shit to me and I'm not some clichéd bartender sitting around to hear your life story. Now you actually get treated like a person - that's quite an achievement, and a lot more than I'd be willing to give you.
If you're here, then you're probably a snivelling wimp that couldn't keep out of trouble. Somebody caught you, packaged you up, and shipped you to the Tartarus. We get criminals from all over the galaxy - they pay us fees and we get rid of their problems - problems like you. As the largest prison ship ever built, we have a capacity of thirty million, so there's no shortage of room... at least until there's a shortage of room. At that point we'll exterminate you bastards quicker than you can bat an eye.
However... if you can hear my voice, then you've also chosen to participate in the REKT program. We'll grant you actual quarters, something vaguely resembling a meal, and freedom to roam several predesignated areas of the ship - which is probably a lot more than you deserve. In exchange we ship you off in deathtraps and let some random alien base blow the shit out of you. Get the shit blown out of you ten times, and you can be on your merry way.
Your mission hasn't come yet - or maybe it has, and you're just waiting for the next one. You can wander wherever the hell you please, so long as you don't try to escape. There are absolutely no weapons, and if you try to wander down the wrong hallway, we'll slice and dice you with lasers til you're nothing but a pile of goo. And then probably feed you to something, but we'll keep your brain and stick you in a robot. If anything, our lasers are accurate. And possibly a little overkill.
Points of interest:Welcome to the Tartarus.
Crying is optional. I don't even fukcing care anymore.
You've probably been here for a while, but are only just now getting the tour. You joined REKT. Good for you. Maybe you decided you didn't want to be set up for execution, maybe you got tricked into it, maybe you're having second thoughts - it all means shit to me and I'm not some clichéd bartender sitting around to hear your life story. Now you actually get treated like a person - that's quite an achievement, and a lot more than I'd be willing to give you.
If you're here, then you're probably a snivelling wimp that couldn't keep out of trouble. Somebody caught you, packaged you up, and shipped you to the Tartarus. We get criminals from all over the galaxy - they pay us fees and we get rid of their problems - problems like you. As the largest prison ship ever built, we have a capacity of thirty million, so there's no shortage of room... at least until there's a shortage of room. At that point we'll exterminate you bastards quicker than you can bat an eye.
However... if you can hear my voice, then you've also chosen to participate in the REKT program. We'll grant you actual quarters, something vaguely resembling a meal, and freedom to roam several predesignated areas of the ship - which is probably a lot more than you deserve. In exchange we ship you off in deathtraps and let some random alien base blow the shit out of you. Get the shit blown out of you ten times, and you can be on your merry way.
Your mission hasn't come yet - or maybe it has, and you're just waiting for the next one. You can wander wherever the hell you please, so long as you don't try to escape. There are absolutely no weapons, and if you try to wander down the wrong hallway, we'll slice and dice you with lasers til you're nothing but a pile of goo. And then probably feed you to something, but we'll keep your brain and stick you in a robot. If anything, our lasers are accurate. And possibly a little overkill.
The Mess Hall
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