RRRAAAGGGEEE !!!
I JUST ENTERED A RAGE ABOUT DIFFICULTY IN NEW GAMES! THEY SUCK!!! ALL THE GAMES THESE DAY HAVE A HARD DIFFICULTY LEVEL THAT SHOUL ACTUALLY READ "I EASY AS FUCK" LIKE THAT EPIC FAIL "ROME II" WHICH I PRE ORDERED BECAUSE THEY PROMMISED TO RAISE THE AI DIFFICULTY!!! TURNS OUT THAT SPARTA (A HARD CIV.) ON LEGENDARY DIF. IS A WALK IN THE PARK!!!!!! FAIL... LIKE THOSE OTHER GRAPHICAL MASTERPIECES WHO FUCK YOU FROM BEHIND WHEN YOU START PLAYING. WAAAAAGH!!!!!!! I HATE GAME DEVELOPPERS WHO ONLY TRY TO MAKE THEIR GAME ACCESSIBLE TO FAT ANNOYING CHILDREN WHO CANT STAND LOSING AMD CRY!!!! FUUUCKK
I WANT A GAME MODE THAT DOESNT ALLOW YOU TO, THAT LAUGHS AT YOU!!!¡¡¡!!! WITHOUT CHEATING!!! I WANT AN EPIC HARD DIFFICULTY LIKE DONKEY KONG!!! LIKE CHICKEN INVADERS ON SUPERSTAR HERO DIF. LEVEL. I WANT THE GAME TO WORK WITH THE AI TO STOP ME!! MAKE ME SCRATCH MY EYEBALLS AND TRY AGAIN!!! MAKE MY SHIPS EXPLODE FOR SOME FUCKING REASON BEFORE THEY EVEN REACHED A BATTLE!!! MAKES MY FLEET GO ROGUE AND JOIN THE ENEMY!"" MAKES ME THINK OF AN ERA WHERE GAMING WAS FOR NEAR INSANE PEOPLE WITH A BACKBONE!!!! WHO DIDNT STOP NO MATTER HOW HARD!!!!!
I ASK FOR ONE THING!!!!
DO MAKE A REAL HARD DIF. LEVEL.
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Wed Jan 22, 2014 3:23 am
#2
Re: A REALLY HARD GAME!!!!!
No more caffeine for you. For two days.
There is no "I" in Tea. That would be gross.
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Wed Jan 22, 2014 4:08 am
#3
Re: A REALLY HARD GAME!!!!!
Something perturbs thee?
Also, ADOM. Go play. And no posting until you've completed it.
Also, ADOM. Go play. And no posting until you've completed it.
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Wed Jan 22, 2014 10:53 am
#6
Re: A REALLY HARD GAME!!!!!
Dwarf fortress!!
play battletoads if that is too hard for you
~Sly
play battletoads if that is too hard for you
~Sly
IVE BEEN OUT OF MY MIND A LONG TIME
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Wed Jan 22, 2014 11:03 am
#7
Re: A REALLY HARD GAME!!!!!
You could also play a game called "kickstarter gamedev", to succeed at this game you'll need to learn how to program and surround yourself with people who can help you win.
Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart he dreams himself your master.
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Wed Jan 22, 2014 11:09 am
#8
Re: A REALLY HARD GAME!!!!!
Or you could pretend to be creating a game, then take the money and run!
You get negative karma, though, which blocks some of the good endings.
You get negative karma, though, which blocks some of the good endings.
There is no "I" in Tea. That would be gross.
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Wed Jan 22, 2014 1:34 pm
#9
Your next challenge is to become the Ultimate Fighting Champion.
Re: A REALLY HARD GAME!!!!!
You posted. Sorry, you failed the test.Tsjernobyl wrote:do you challenge me??
Your next challenge is to become the Ultimate Fighting Champion.
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Wed Jan 22, 2014 2:13 pm
#10
Re: A REALLY HARD GAME!!!!!
If this were a serious thread it would be more concerned about the game getting too hard. Sometimes that happens ... sometimes.
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Wed Jan 22, 2014 3:23 pm
#11
Early Spring - 1055: Well, I made it to Boatmurdered, and my initial impressions can be set forth in three words: What. The. F*ck.
Re: A REALLY HARD GAME!!!!!
You want hard? I got hard, right here in my---
I mean...
Go back to playing Doom 1 or Doom 2. I dare you. DF was easy in comparison to getting through those last levels single player on Nightmare in Doom 2. It's a bitch to say the least.
I mean...
Go back to playing Doom 1 or Doom 2. I dare you. DF was easy in comparison to getting through those last levels single player on Nightmare in Doom 2. It's a bitch to say the least.
Early Spring - 1055: Well, I made it to Boatmurdered, and my initial impressions can be set forth in three words: What. The. F*ck.
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Wed Jan 22, 2014 3:30 pm
#12
Re: A REALLY HARD GAME!!!!!
Take two levels of "I wanna be the guy!" with Red Bull and call me in the morning if your raging hard-on for a hard mode still exists.
Jeez, kids these days...us "old school gamers" are not getting any younger, and "Nintendo Hard" was the usual way of stretching what were actually pretty short games. These days, I'd rather have more and more accessible content, and less "bend over, dear player, here come the goddamn bats™ again".MAKES ME THINK OF AN ERA WHERE GAMING WAS FOR NEAR INSANE PEOPLE WITH A BACKBONE!!!!
Hardenberg was my name
And Terra was my nation
Deep space is my dwelling place
The stars my destination
And Terra was my nation
Deep space is my dwelling place
The stars my destination
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Wed Jan 22, 2014 3:49 pm
#13
Early Spring - 1055: Well, I made it to Boatmurdered, and my initial impressions can be set forth in three words: What. The. F*ck.
Re: A REALLY HARD GAME!!!!!
And if IWBTG is too hard for you, you could always go back to Contra.
Early Spring - 1055: Well, I made it to Boatmurdered, and my initial impressions can be set forth in three words: What. The. F*ck.
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Wed Jan 22, 2014 5:23 pm
#14
Re: A REALLY HARD GAME!!!!!
Ah, that cursed bat.Hardenberg wrote:"bend over, dear player, here come the goddamn bats™ again".
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Wed Jan 22, 2014 6:08 pm
#15
Re: A REALLY HARD GAME!!!!!
Play FTL on normal with two black cats in your lap and a ladder positioned over your chair. Smash a mirror every time you advance to a new sector.