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Sea Shanty Challenge

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Hello Everybody!
I was putting the compost out every week now into a composter and it requires me to turn a wheel, and I have been trying to make sea shanties about turning wheels, and today I thought, Limit Theory!

What do you do with a drunken coder
What do you do with a drunken coder
What do you do with a drunken coder early in the morning.

throw him in his chair until he's hung over
throw him in his chair until he's hung over
throw him in his chair until he's hung over early in the morning

make him work on the new screen loader
make him work on the new screen loader
make him work on the new screen loader early in the morning

have him work until he had bad odor
have him work until he had bad odor
have him work until he had bad odor early in the morning!


~Sly
IVE BEEN OUT OF MY MIND A LONG TIME
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Re: Sea Shanty Challenge

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On the Flight of Stars, the cap'n is shoutin',
"launch the torpedos or I'll launch ye instead!"
The scouts have bombs and the bombers are scoutin',
our whole fleet has been turned on its head.

On the Flight of Stars, the cap'n is shoutin',
"get t'the guns 'r I'll blow off yer head!"
And all fifteen gunners had scrambled to fire,
but the one who had missed had ended up dead.
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