Everyone's making one of these, so...

Cluck cluck! Cluck cluck! Cluck cluck! Cluck cluck! Cluck cluck!

"Everything tastes like chicken.

Except the chicken.

That tastes like fish."

YES I GOT BORED DON'T JUDGE. AND YES THESE ARE NOT ALL CHICKEN, BUT GOOGLE SEARCH CAN GET SLIGHTLY OFF TOPIC.

What did you call me, sonny? Rubber chicken anyone? Yes, this is a chicken. Hmm, these aren't real chickens... *puts two and two and two together* THESE ARE NOT CHICKENS!!!

Let me introduce you to my favourite chicken amusement park!

Here you see the chickens are currently riding a roller coaster where they are currently upside down! Haha look some of those rascals decided to jump in one of those gravitron things that spin around! This is why they have signs saying "Don't jump!" Here we can see what looks like a drainage pipe and what I assume is the track for a log ride. This brief tour brought to you in part by McDonalds, I'm lovin' it!

Not this is a delicious post!

Perhaps this thread should be called The Chicken Thread, rather than just Chicken Thread.

I get minor OCD anxiety seeing it so out of place with all the other goofy "The XXXXXX Thread"s.

Cluck Cluck! Cluck Cluck! Cluck Cluck!

JSYK, I am (mostly) fine with people posting pictures of dead chickens. Just make sure they aren't gruesome. Because I might get horrified.

I did see a chicken wearing one of these IRL. Lasted three seconds. I think he was hungry, and the hat was made of straw, and the other fifty chickens were also hungry. Also, I like that this forum's image thingy respects alpha transparency.

--IronDuke