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Re: Parnellum Tavern

#301
*looks around at the devastation in the tavern* :shock:
*tries hard to keep cool* :shock:
*grabs a strong cherry wine, and drinks it speedily* :)

*begins to sweep up the monkey carcasses* :angel:
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Re: Parnellum Tavern

#302
*Returns from his room, clean, freshly shaven, and wearing clean clothes, a sword, a plasma pistol, a coilgun sniper rifle, and a small waist bag*

Well, I see it ended. Almost. But I decided to come prepared just in case.

*sits near the window, looking bored*
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Re: Parnellum Tavern

#303
*looks at the freshly showered guy sitting at the window*

"Well, looking fine mister. Always preparing for the worst, so the coroner can put you right in the coffin, huh?"

*takes sip of drink*

*Pulls a :monkey: out of my voidpouch*

*Looks at the Barkeeper*

"Sir, may I have a room too?"

*Shakes the whimpering monkey in my hand*
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Re: Parnellum Tavern

#304
JanB1 wrote:"Sir, may I have a room too?"
Yep. :ghost:
JanB1 wrote:*Shakes the whimpering monkey in my hand*
*takes monkey* :twisted:
*disappears in back room* :twisted:
*scuffling noises are heard* :twisted:
*returns* :angel:

*gives you a room key*
:mrgreen:
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Re: Parnellum Tavern

#305
*Takes room key*

*Takes pistol and holsters it*

*Empties drink*

*Stands up and goes to the stairs*

*Looks back*

"Don't start another monkey apocalypse. And please, get that multidimensional box under your control. That thing is dangerous"

*Goes up to his room and takes a nap*
Automation engineer, lateral thinker, soldier, addicted to music, books and gaming.
Nothing to see here
Flatfingers wrote: 23.01.2017: "Show me the smoldering corpse of Perfectionist Josh"
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Re: Parnellum Tavern

#307
outlander4 wrote:"Hey, bartender? Do you know if there's any job to be had planetside? I've lost my ship a couple of weeks ago."
*holds out arms in front of self, with hands in a specific way*
*slight grin*
"Janitor."
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Re: Parnellum Tavern

#309
Detritus wrote:
outlander4 wrote:"Hey, bartender? Do you know if there's any job to be had planetside? I've lost my ship a couple of weeks ago."
*holds out arms in front of self, with hands in a specific way*
*slight grin*
"Janitor."
"I better find my ship, then. Well. Damn. Do you have any Scottish whisky by any chance, and some shortbreads to go on with?"

*Looks around, hoping nobody noticed my strange food tastes*
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#310
outlander4 wrote:Do you have any Scottish whisky by any chance, and some shortbreads to go on with?"
*places a bottle of desired whiskey on your table, just inside your reach*

*places a plate of shortbreads between you and the whiskey*

I will want a monkey, please. :twisted:
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Re: Parnellum Tavern

#311
Detritus wrote:
outlander4 wrote:Do you have any Scottish whisky by any chance, and some shortbreads to go on with?"
*places a bottle of desired whiskey on your table, just inside your reach*

*places a plate of shortbreads between you and the whiskey*

I will want a monkey, please. :twisted:
*silently gets a monkey from the waist bag and gives it to the bartender*

*Takes a sip of whisky*

"Thanks! What's your name, by the way?"
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Re: Parnellum Tavern

#312
outlander4 wrote:*silently gets a monkey from the waist bag and gives it to the bartender*
*takes monkey* :twisted:
*exits to side room* :twisted:
*returns moments later* :twisted:
outlander4 wrote:What's your name?
Why do you wish to know?
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Re: Parnellum Tavern

#314
outlander4 wrote:
Detritus wrote:Why do you wish to know?
"Well, always saying 'bartender' when I want my glass re-filled gets somewhat repetitive. I like variety, you see."
"Some people call me 'barkeep'. :ghost:
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