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Re: Parnellum Tavern

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> be me
> be a dark, mysterious figure sitting in the shadows
> have a dark scar over one eye, the mark of grievous wounds from terrible battles
> sip my drink quietly
> have a grizzly beard that oozes manliness and courage
> my mighty banhammer rests against the wall beside me
> be wearing a bright red cloak that totally ruins any semblance of shadowyness/mysteriousness/stealth and makes me look like little red riding hood instead
> wish I'd stayed at home
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Re: Parnellum Tavern

#320
*Carving beautiful patterns into the newly restored ceiling*

*Disapproving, from the cat I slung over my shoulder* "Mrow..."

"Huh? What do you mean? I'm just behaving like a normal patron at a normal establishment! Stop spouting nonsense..."

*Starts assembling a random mosaic detailing the barkeep fending off an onslaught of spicy seasoned corgi dogs*

"MEOW!"

"I have NO problem! Stop that, or I'll add that other dozen monkeys to your debt -.-"

*noticing a dark, mysterious figure in a shadowy corner*

"Hello Miss - ...teeerrrrr...Nice Hammer!"

*absentmindedly continues mosaic*
Apparently, sometimes stuff might happen.
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Re: Parnellum Tavern

#321
BFett wrote:Point me in the direction of where that PA mic is and I'll blast the low life who dares insult the keeper of bars.
*points to a trapdoor in the floor, in a corner, beneath a chair*
JanB1 wrote:"Who the much makes so much noise? I was just sleeping so well!"*
Earmuffs are 30% off today. :)
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Please don't take my advice. You will wind up in jail if you do.
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Re: Parnellum Tavern

#323
*Finishes latest mosaic and returns the duster to Barkeep*

"That's a MIGHTY useful tool you got there! Can you tell me where you got it??"

*Notices a number of people in different states of aggravation*

"...Something happened again? Please don't destroy the rebuilt furniture..."
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Re: Parnellum Tavern

#324
BFett wrote:Ah, do you happen to have a way to open the trap door or should I cut my way in?

*displays wrist mounted cutting laser on right forearm.
Don't know. Never needed down there before. :ghost:
F4wk35 wrote:*returns the duster to Barkeep*

"That's a MIGHTY useful tool you got there! Can you tell me where you got it??"
I got it from a junkyard. :|
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Re: Parnellum Tavern

#325
"From the junkyard, you say?"

*rummaging in the wallet with a thoughtful look*

"Say...would you sell that duster to me? I'd give you 5 :monkey: for it...and another 2 if you'd tell me the location of that junkyard..."
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Re: Parnellum Tavern

#326
F4wk35 wrote:"Say...would you sell that duster to me? I'd give you 5 :monkey: for it...and another 2 if you'd tell me the location of that junkyard..."
... :think:
:idea:
*produces map* :mrgreen:
*points to location of junkyard on map, marks with a X* :geek:
*points to location of Parnellum Tavern, marks with a Z* :geek:

"7 :monkey: please." :twisted: "The map you can have for nothing." :ghost:
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Re: Parnellum Tavern

#328
F4wk35 wrote:*Hands over 7 :monkey: and grabs map and duster*
*takes the 7 :monkey: * :twisted:
*heads into side room* :twisted:
*returns momentarily, face aglow* :twisted:
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