Parnellum Tavern

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Re: Parnellum Tavern

Postby outlander4 » Sat May 06, 2017 5:20 pm

"Radiation? Where?"

*Takes an ancient, lamp-based Geiger counter out of the waist-bag*

"Well, doesn't look like there's a lot of it...I might ask for some red wine just in case, to help my body remove the radiation :ghost: "
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Re: Parnellum Tavern

Postby Detritus » Sat May 06, 2017 5:21 pm

outlander4 wrote:"I might ask for some red wine"

*materializes next to you, hoping you will order* :twisted:
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Re: Parnellum Tavern

Postby BFett » Sun May 07, 2017 12:01 am

*Attempts to move chair, finds that chair is connected to trap door.
*Sits in chair and vanishes as trap door opens.

Waaaahhhhh!
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Re: Parnellum Tavern

Postby JanB1 » Sun May 07, 2017 1:37 am

*Fully comes down stairs*

*Observes the whole scene*

*Notices red riding hood in the corner*

*Mumbles: "Well, she sure got bigger"*

*Hears the scream of the customers with the heavy armor and sees him falling down the trapdoor*

*Goes to the trapdoor, points pistol down the hole and activates the flashlight on it*

*Carefully looks down*

"You okay down there?"
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Re: Parnellum Tavern

Postby outlander4 » Sun May 07, 2017 6:41 am

Detritus wrote:
outlander4 wrote:"I might ask for some red wine"

*materializes next to you, hoping you will order* :twisted:


"Oh, barkeep, just when I needed you! A glass of red wine please, preferably something from the Old Earth or some blood red from New Calabria, please!"

*Gives a posh grin*
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Re: Parnellum Tavern

Postby Detritus » Mon May 08, 2017 8:07 am

outlander4 wrote:
Detritus wrote:
outlander4 wrote:"I might ask for some red wine"

*materializes next to you, hoping you will order* :twisted:


"A glass of red wine please, preferably some blood red from New Calabria, please!"

:o :twisted:

*places next to you on the table* :twisted:

That will be one :monkey: please. :angel:
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Re: Parnellum Tavern

Postby F4wk35 » Tue May 09, 2017 7:51 am

"You know, Barkeep? I wondered why you have a weight-activated trapdoor under a chair in the middle of your establishment...where pretty much anyone could sit upon..."

"On that note...how did the mosaics turn out?"
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Re: Parnellum Tavern

Postby Detritus » Tue May 09, 2017 8:42 am

F4wk35 wrote:"You know, Barkeep? I wondered why you have a weight-activated trapdoor under a chair in the middle of your establishment...where pretty much anyone could sit upon..."

Oh by the way, all drinks are 20% off today! :mrgreen:

F4wk35 wrote:"On that note...how did the mosaics turn out?"

The mosaics turned out visible. :ugeek:
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Re: Parnellum Tavern

Postby F4wk35 » Tue May 09, 2017 9:28 am

"You know, Friend."
*Smirk*

"I feel adventurous today in regards to my drinks...how about a small glass of your finest nitroglycerin. Just set it over there on that chair over the trapdoor, would you?"

*Goes over there*

"You there, who fell down...I'd get away if I were you. Just saying."
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Re: Parnellum Tavern

Postby Detritus » Tue May 09, 2017 9:31 am

F4wk35 wrote:"I feel adventurous today in regards to my drinks...how about a small glass of your finest nitroglycerin. Just set it over there on that chair over the trapdoor, would you?"

"Suure, coming right up!" :D

*gently, lovingly, prepares and places the small glass on the chair* :)

"That'll be eighty percent of a monkey, please." :mrgreen:
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Re: Parnellum Tavern

Postby BFett » Tue May 09, 2017 9:31 pm

JanB1 wrote:
*Hears the scream of the customers with the heavy armor and sees him falling down the trapdoor*

*Goes to the trapdoor, points pistol down the hole and activates the flashlight on it*

*Carefully looks down*

"You okay down there?"

*Groans and gets up.

Uh what? Oh, yes I'm okay. I just have to find the door out of this place.

*Moves to the wall looking for a door knob or lever
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Re: Parnellum Tavern

Postby Dinosawer » Tue May 09, 2017 11:05 pm

*poofs in*
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BFett wrote:*Growns and gets up.

groans, not growns

*disappears in a puff of grammar*
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Re: Parnellum Tavern

Postby JanB1 » Tue May 09, 2017 11:35 pm

BFett wrote:*Groans and gets up.

Uh what? Oh, yes I'm okay. I just have to find the door out of this place.

*Moves to the wall looking for a door knob or lever


*Tries to light up your surroundings with the flashlight on the pistol*

There has to be a lever or door somewhere...
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Re: Parnellum Tavern

Postby BFett » Wed May 10, 2017 3:01 am

((English has a shocking number of homonyms))

Thanks for the light.
*Finds door on opposite side of the small room.

Alright, its show time.

*Leaves the trap door room and moves to the adjoined room.
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Re: Parnellum Tavern

Postby JanB1 » Wed May 10, 2017 4:23 am

BFett wrote:((English has a shocking number of homonyms))

Thanks for the light.
*Finds door on opposite side of the small room.

Alright, its show time.

*Leaves the trap door room and moves to the adjoined room.


Hey! I want some fun and loot too!

*Activates Exosuit*

Spoiler:      SHOW
Imagine it something like this:
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*Holsters heavy plasma pistol*

*Takes gauss assault rifle from backpack*

*activates thermal/night-vision*

*Jumps down the hole and follows you*
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