Well, I went to finally compare the odd-smelling and generally unappealing looking substances only to find that I didn't have any bread for a proper test. "No problem" says I. "I have a bread machine, I'll just make a loaf of tasty bread to attempt this with". I learned two very important things at this point:
1. I clearly have no idea how to make decent bread. Despite my best internet recipe following skills.
2. Making tasty bread is tough when you aren't a great
mediocre cook. There is obviously some magic involved.
Now, to say that the resulting bread was
bad isn't necessarily correct. I didn't immediately vomit while eating it. I could actually make it through the entire loaf if forced. I hate wasting food so I'm going to choke that stuff down at some point. A decision was made to buy the most bland bread available. I'll be purchasing a loaf of wonder bread tonight.
This will actually work out well. It'll give me a chance to really focus on the nuanced flavors of the ... substances ... without influencing the taste too much. I'll be trying the buttered toast method, plain untoasted bread, and toasted, buttered and cheesy bread.
I will say this about presentation. The vegemite came in a squeeze tube (it was the only way to get this in a timely fashion).. Like toothpaste. I'll be eating brown goo from a toothpaste tube
. Yum. I will try not to let this bias my comparison though.
I wonder what happened to that report I was promised by Scytale? 
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