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Detritus wrote:I was cutting a sandwich last night and was busy thinking about something, and ran the knife blade along my fingernail. Just a scratch, but if not for the fingernail, there'd be blood.

Happens to m more often than I'd like to admit. Nearly every time I cut onions. Cooking isn't healthy for my hands/fingers/nails.

On a side note, whenever I'm using knives, it's almost a guarantee I'm gonna be tossing them up in the air and catching them by their handles. Even juggled them a few times. Never once had an ouchie result.

I love blades. They're so much fun just to handle.

--IronDuke

IronDuke wrote:I love blades.

Blades love me.

It's scary.

They keep getting under my skin.

IronDuke wrote:On a side note, whenever I'm using knives, it's almost a guarantee I'm gonna be tossing them up in the air and catching them by their handles. Even juggled them a few times. Never once had an ouchie result.

I love blades. They're so much fun just to handle.

--IronDuke

I too love knives, but I wouldn't go as far as juggling them (probably because I can't juggle in the first place).

Detritus wrote:

IronDuke wrote:I love blades.

Blades love me.

It's scary.

They keep getting under my skin.

Ouch. That is a painful pun.

JanB1 wrote:

Detritus wrote:

IronDuke wrote:I love blades.

Blades love me.

It's scary.

They keep getting under my skin.

Ouch. That is a painful pun.

But it is true.

Detritus wrote:

JanB1 wrote: Ouch. That is a painful pun.

But it is true.

Well, gimme your address, I'll send you a box of plasters.

JanB1 wrote:

Detritus wrote:

JanB1 wrote: Ouch. That is a painful pun.

But it is true.

Well, gimme your address, I'll send you a box of plasters.

My address is classified.

Detritus wrote:

JanB1 wrote: Well, gimme your address, I'll send you a box of plasters.

My address is classified.

Well, none of the plasters for you then.

Why the heck was there a DVD in the middle of the road?

--IronDuke

IronDuke wrote:Why the heck was there a DVD in the middle of the road?

--IronDuke

Don't watch and drive.

Detritus wrote:

IronDuke wrote:Why the heck was there a DVD in the middle of the road?

--IronDuke

Don't watch and drive.

All these puns! Argh!

Just a reminder that Talvieno is actually a Goat in disguise!

Silverware wrote:Just a reminder that Talvieno is actually a Goat in disguise!

I *TOTALLY* forgot that! Tal, how could you delude us in such a way!

Silverware wrote:Just a reminder that Talvieno is actually a Goat in disguise!

Tal, I demand that you make this your profile picture

It seems the Goatly one got upset with his profile picture being posted.

The retaliation is glorious!