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Detritus wrote:I was cutting a sandwich last night and was busy thinking about something, and ran the knife blade along my fingernail. Just a scratch, but if not for the fingernail, there'd be blood. :D
Happens to m more often than I'd like to admit. Nearly every time I cut onions. Cooking isn't healthy for my hands/fingers/nails. :roll:
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Re: Random

#514
IronDuke wrote:On a side note, whenever I'm using knives, it's almost a guarantee I'm gonna be tossing them up in the air and catching them by their handles. Even juggled them a few times. Never once had an ouchie result. :twisted:

I love blades. They're so much fun just to handle. :twisted: :ghost:

--IronDuke
I too love knives, but I wouldn't go as far as juggling them (probably because I can't juggle in the first place). :squirrel:

Detritus wrote:
IronDuke wrote:I love blades.
Blades love me.

It's scary.

They keep getting under my skin. :ghost:
Ouch. That is a painful pun. :?
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Re: Random

#518
Detritus wrote:
JanB1 wrote: Well, gimme your address, I'll send you a box of plasters. :ghost:
My address is classified. :ghost:
:angel:
Well, none of the plasters for you then. :silent:
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#521
Detritus wrote:
IronDuke wrote:Why the heck was there a DVD in the middle of the road? :?

--IronDuke
Don't watch and drive. ;)
All these puns! Argh!
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#523
Silverware wrote:Just a reminder that Talvieno is actually a Goat in disguise! Image
:o

I *TOTALLY* forgot that! Tal, how could you delude us in such a way! :ghost:
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