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Re: Random

Postby JanB1 » Thu May 11, 2017 12:25 pm

Detritus wrote:I was cutting a sandwich last night and was busy thinking about something, and ran the knife blade along my fingernail. Just a scratch, but if not for the fingernail, there'd be blood. :D


Happens to m more often than I'd like to admit. Nearly every time I cut onions. Cooking isn't healthy for my hands/fingers/nails. :roll:
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Re: Random

Postby IronDuke » Thu May 11, 2017 1:03 pm

On a side note, whenever I'm using knives, it's almost a guarantee I'm gonna be tossing them up in the air and catching them by their handles. Even juggled them a few times. Never once had an ouchie result. :twisted:

I love blades. They're so much fun just to handle. :twisted: :ghost:

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Re: Random

Postby Detritus » Thu May 11, 2017 1:04 pm

IronDuke wrote:I love blades.

Blades love me.

It's scary.

They keep getting under my skin. :ghost:
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Re: Random

Postby JanB1 » Thu May 11, 2017 11:44 pm

IronDuke wrote:On a side note, whenever I'm using knives, it's almost a guarantee I'm gonna be tossing them up in the air and catching them by their handles. Even juggled them a few times. Never once had an ouchie result. :twisted:

I love blades. They're so much fun just to handle. :twisted: :ghost:

--IronDuke


I too love knives, but I wouldn't go as far as juggling them (probably because I can't juggle in the first place). :squirrel:


Detritus wrote:
IronDuke wrote:I love blades.

Blades love me.

It's scary.

They keep getting under my skin. :ghost:


Ouch. That is a painful pun. :?
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Re: Random

Postby Detritus » Fri May 12, 2017 9:14 am

JanB1 wrote:
Detritus wrote:
IronDuke wrote:I love blades.

Blades love me.

It's scary.

They keep getting under my skin. :ghost:


Ouch. That is a painful pun. :?

But it is true. :ghost:
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Re: Random

Postby JanB1 » Sat May 13, 2017 4:40 am

Detritus wrote:
JanB1 wrote:Ouch. That is a painful pun. :?

But it is true. :ghost:


Well, gimme your address, I'll send you a box of plasters. :ghost:
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Re: Random

Postby Detritus » Sat May 13, 2017 8:53 am

JanB1 wrote:
Detritus wrote:
JanB1 wrote:Ouch. That is a painful pun. :?

But it is true. :ghost:


Well, gimme your address, I'll send you a box of plasters. :ghost:

My address is classified. :ghost:
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Re: Random

Postby JanB1 » Sat May 13, 2017 9:54 am

Detritus wrote:
JanB1 wrote:Well, gimme your address, I'll send you a box of plasters. :ghost:

My address is classified. :ghost:
:angel:


Well, none of the plasters for you then. :silent:
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Re: Random

Postby IronDuke » Sat May 13, 2017 12:34 pm

Why the heck was there a DVD in the middle of the road? :?

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Re: Random

Postby Detritus » Sat May 13, 2017 2:43 pm

IronDuke wrote:Why the heck was there a DVD in the middle of the road? :?

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Don't watch and drive. ;)
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Re: Random

Postby JanB1 » Sun May 14, 2017 2:55 am

Detritus wrote:
IronDuke wrote:Why the heck was there a DVD in the middle of the road? :?

--IronDuke

Don't watch and drive. ;)


All these puns! Argh!
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Re: Random

Postby Silverware » Sun May 14, 2017 7:35 pm

Just a reminder that Talvieno is actually a Goat in disguise!
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Re: Random

Postby JanB1 » Mon May 15, 2017 12:27 am

Silverware wrote:Just a reminder that Talvieno is actually a Goat in disguise!
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:o

I *TOTALLY* forgot that! Tal, how could you delude us in such a way! :ghost:
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Re: Random

Postby Cha0zz » Mon May 15, 2017 2:36 am

Silverware wrote:Just a reminder that Talvieno is actually a Goat in disguise!
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Tal, I demand that you make this your profile picture
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Re: Random

Postby Silverware » Tue May 16, 2017 3:31 pm

It seems the Goatly one got upset with his profile picture being posted.


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