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A driver who swerved "to avoid an octopus" before crashing has been arrested on suspicion of drug-driving.
Which brings to mind...
We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like "I feel a bit lightheaded; maybe you should drive..." And suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, which was going about a hundred miles an hour with the top down to Las Vegas. And a voice was screaming: "Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals?"
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Re: Random

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Cody wrote:
Wed Feb 06, 2019 7:12 am
A driver who swerved "to avoid an octopus" before crashing has been arrested on suspicion of drug-driving.
Which brings to mind...
We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like "I feel a bit lightheaded; maybe you should drive..." And suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, which was going about a hundred miles an hour with the top down to Las Vegas. And a voice was screaming: "Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals?"
I saw that story! Of course, don't leave out the beautiful puns associated with it...

"It's good to see the police kraken down on drug driving"
"A case for the Cephala Plod."
"The car lost control and went into a squid?"

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