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IronDuke wrote:
Mon Sep 24, 2018 6:17 pm
shell out lots of money, or make it all yourself.
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Re: Random

#726
True enough, though I have yet to get an asset from the Store that I could just plug straight in, so I understand why people would pay more for a freelancer. Every single one of them needed work, sometimes hours, before it would do what I wanted, either because it wasn't the exact feature needed, conflicted with existing stuff, or needed content added to function. Still, way way less work than making it myself, and way cheaper than a freelancer. It's a nice middle position. I just wish the really awesome assets weren't all so expensive :/ I don't make any money to speak of with what I develop, so it's hard for me to justify paying for pretty much anything...
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Re: Random

#729
DM (to the bard): The six cultists shove you to the ground, bow to the massive green dragon, and say, "Oh Great One, we have brought you this gold and this human sacrifice as tribute to your greatness. Please accept our offering."

Rest of party, looking on from a distance: Welp, he is so dead. RIP

DM: The dragon thanks the cultists and asks if you have any last words.

Bard: I look up at the dragon and say, "I have brought you this gold and these six cultists as tribute to your greatness."

Rest of party: OH WOW

DM, who clearly did not expect that: ................roll persuasion.

Bard: 17.

DM: The dragon says, "I like you. Duck."

Bard: .....I duck?

DM: The dragon blasts a fiery breath over your head, incinerating the six cultists, and leaves you alive, flying off with his treasure.

Bard: Oh man, I thought I was dead.

DM: So did I. :/
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#730
I mentally replaced "DM" with "Tal," "Bard" with "Buck," and "Dragon" with "Hiltorel." The Cultists remain. As does the gold. And the fire. :ghost:
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