*twitch, then babbling in a stressed way*

"Gah! Reasonable people! Finally! HEEEELLLPPPPP! Everything's trying to come down on our head! Buck broke the whole colony! Monsters trying to eat us!"

Hapchazzard wrote: ↑

Sun Jul 08, 2018 7:03 am

"The squids attacked us, and now we're defending ourselves! That's why we're here - simple as that!"

"And here they are, claiming treaties and deals and such! You know how things would work out if we were sicced at each other?? Come on, enlighten me!"

Hapchazzard wrote: ↑

Sun Jul 08, 2018 6:40 am

"FRANK! What the high holy hell are you doin', negotiatin' with a squid!?"

"I'm not negotiating, you drunkard! I only want to know why the hell I am here right now! As apparently you know more about this whole pile-up of lunacy than I do! So please, tell me about it!"

"This is Kushir Enirata, current Minister of Affairs at colony Huhoba Qitsit," a voice says from the holoscreen. "We had a deal with Tartarus Incorporated that would benefit us both. Why have you betrayed us? Please answer." "You came under the guise of friendship, but have created strife and blood...

Talvieno wrote: ↑

Fri Jul 06, 2018 4:46 pm

That. Thing. Looks. Awesome!

I want one! D:

Everyone going on vacation!

Have fun and come back healthy!

Talvieno wrote: ↑

Tue Jul 03, 2018 7:46 am

Alpha gets Coke, but Beta must stay thirsty.

They may get it. But can they keep it?




(Jump to 0:59)

"I have a plan - we wait in here, ready our weapons, and shoot the shit out of anythin' that comes in!" Next he'll accidently break something else important! I need to get out of here! *Fearful whine at the prospect of Buck having a plan* Flail around a bit more Stop flailing and throw hounded look...

*To Alpha* "That was a stupendous job you did with the alarm, Buck. Now instead of fighting a squad, we'll have to fight an army! What fun that will be. Now I've got to find a way out of the mess we're in. Anyone have any ideas? Preferably ones that don't end in death?" *Halfway hysterical* " You d...

*Floating around, pale-faced and wide-eyed* He did it. The madman did it! He broke gravity. He broke gravity! He- " broke gravity. He broke it! YOU. ******. BROKE. GRAVITY! " *Starts flailing around to pretty much no effect, yelling* "YOU ARE A GENIUS ! A TRUE GENIUS AMONGST MORONS ! A GENIUS THEY A...

Talvieno wrote: ↑

Tue Jun 26, 2018 1:50 pm

Next mission only, all drugs will be half off! Keep in mind:

*Evil laughter*



There's a few interesting things in there! Nice job, Tal

Chuckle ...agh damn "Nah, not the entire colony, pal, though I could probably do that too! Luckily for us, I distinctly remember the computer also mentionin' that this here establishment is where the gravity is made, so hackin' the building will be just enough." "You are sober, ri- *short pause, th...

Hapchazzard wrote: ↑

Mon Jun 25, 2018 9:34 am

"Huh? Don't ya remember the computer sayin' some science mumbo-jumbo 'bout squids n' gravity? Somethin' about not bein' able to walk like normal damn people do in gravity."

"Yes, I remember that part...so? You intend to do what? Hack the colony?"

Hapchazzard wrote: ↑

Sun Jun 24, 2018 1:37 pm

"Huh, a'ight. Problem is, I dun know what kind of gravity them squids are capable o' standin' in. I'll just double it and hope no bad stuff happens."

*skeptic*
"What exactly are you trying to do there...?"

After you're done, I want everyone here to help with the stellaplex. Gene and I will watch your backs." "Someone should try to at least drag Vynkor with us! They activated the barrier back there and can easily lift it again, I think. And...good thing she's out of it right now, I think she's too hea...