Saoirse "Anyway, er... Marina does bring up a good point - we technically have enough money to buy good food for one month and cheap for another, instead of 2 months of cheap food. It'd make us slightly more broke than we already are, but would probably be good for morale after the ordeal the crew ...

Saoirse Pause and look at Saoirse awkwardly, realizing that I don't even know her name if she presumably says her name: "yeah, Sarooise, she planned out all o' that other stuff we mentioned." if she does not say her name, just substitute "Sarooise" with "her" It takes me just the extra second long ...

Condescending pirate-speak Initially look irate and prepared to argue, but grow increasingly confused by Ishmael's weird accent and weird demeanor, then turn my head to Brom Pretentious self-aggrandizement that's too much even for me Look with a blank poker face Man... these folks, they've got some...

"I believe it would be beneficial to lend out support to engineering! Nobody will take us seriously if we're flying around in a scrap heap like this. Think about it. With their help we can have a ship befitting that of a legend! When we fly in, people will take notice. They will look upon our magni...

"Hmm hmm hmm." I ponder for a bit. "Okay, fair point. How about we replace engineering with the main guns this month, and if it turns out earning money isn't an issue, we can focus on engineering next month? I still think doing engineering early is a better idea, but I can live with that. So that'd...

"Yeah, I don't think we've got the cash lying around for an orbital bombardment cannon, though it does sound pretty damn cool, I'll give you that. Revitalization is pretty important--basically, if you're dead, you damn well won't stay dead with it. I hope you don't intend to be dead, because that's...

"Yeah, I don't think we've got the cash lying around for an orbital bombardment cannon, though it does sound pretty damn cool, I'll give you that. Revitalization is pretty important--basically, if you're dead, you damn well won't stay dead with it. I hope you don't intend to be dead, because that's...

Saoirse I pick my pda and start poring over the info on it. After reading it all once, I take out the stylus and start jotting down notes, softly mumbling to myself. https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/279/128/630.png After a few minutes of this, I scrape my throat and say "Allright, s...

*slightly aggravated again* "The only squids on this ship are the hostage and the one in your head! So shut your mouth else it'll gather even more dirt on us!" Get cut off mid-sentence by Frank, frustratedly "In my head? I ain't got no squid in my head, ain't you listenin' to nothin' o what's bein'...

People arguing with SCAMPS not listening to him "HEY! I think y'all's missin' the point! There's some kind o' squid consperacy on this ship, n' that's more important than whatever it is y'all's talkin' about! We need to figure out how to deal with this before it gets outta hand. First thing's first...

"No, how the fukc would that work? They have tentacles! Instead, it sounds almost like the Nemesis was here to help the colony out...maybe the rations were disguised to prevent members of the crew who might object to that from sabotaging us, but it looks like that backfired on us due to the mole, a...

And now, a final clue. During the combat in the nacelle, one of you klutzes sliced open the side of one of the "bomb crates" - showing about as much respect for your lives as you do for intelligence. No surprise there. We investigated the crates post-launch and found that they were filled with rati...

I start rummaging around, and to my great surprise, find an almost-empty bottle of rum in the side pocket of the chair I was sitting in. Squirt at how little there's left. Stare at Ishmael wide-eyed and surprised out of my mind, exclaim loudly: "The hell!?" "Ahoy, mateys! Not enough here for all of...

Confusedly after SCAMPS finishes

"Wait, yer grillin' them for that? I wouldn't have trusted no queer magical alien device either, let alone touched it! So some squid's toy got smashed up, who cares? Probably ain't worth crud anyway!"

Sit down after making my riveting speech, smile Saoirse "Ok, l-look, Buck, it's pretty clear neither of us is going to convince the other here, so let's just...let it go... Yeah, she totally sees I'm right, she's just too smug to admit it! You c-can be assured, any e-enemy who actually tries to kil...